I'm not going to get on the schoolbus today

Old MacDonald had a farm. And on this farm he had some cheese that achieved sentience and began plotting his downfall.

Blue dinosaur watches as a giant thumbtack pierces a building

Girl with yellow lariat tied to her waist, wearing a red and blue leotard

Should there really be a fire in your hat?

Chicks with sticks nix hick's mix of licks and wicks

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Well, no, you're a space tiger with more money than is good for him.

For want of a golden doodle, my milkshake was lost.

Blue cat says he's a bug

Motorcades mean little to such folk, absorbed as they are in terbaccy and swilling cheese curds.

But that bible, it was my mothers! Where ever did you find it, Senor Skateboard Muskrat?

Dead readhead