A man attempts a Resurrection through burning chocolate. Unfortunately it goes wrong and the devil appears, converting the man to alcoholism

A shark throws up a black man caught in some netting.

A gorilla with a lovely coat smiles at the camera. Or it's that thing from that Japanese film that everybody bangs on about or something.

Mario weeps as he looks at the princess as she confesses to him that she was raped by bowser.

Two chicks at a bar. One says to the other, Nothing because he didn't draw it. Anyway the guy looks content with the chicks.

Hercules takes on iron man in a wrestling match. Iron man stands on the corner of the ring taunting Hercules.

Three tiny men attempt to destroy a bathtub posing as a pirated ship.

A zombie eats his own leg out of boredom

A nazi ruins a perfectly good bar mitzvah.

The scarecrow buried shoulder height into the ground looks intently at a closed box. "No dicks," he silently whispers to himself.

The pokemon ditto has failed in transforming into a new pokemon, resulting in a decomposing pile of pink goo

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