Bird existentialism.

D- for penmanship, B+ for progressiveness.

Mr. Peanut's grandfather, who never approved of his son's marriage to a cashew.

The Westboro Baptist Church has decided to begin picketing the very CONCEPT of funerals, calling decomposers "unnatural"

Spider Man is J. Jonah Jameson.

Tragically, this world was too awesome to exist; when Sir Rockknight III dismounted his steed and played his final song, none could survive.

See what smoking does to you, kids?

Don't tell Professor Metroid you noticed his new toupee.

WE HAVE TO DEFEAT DOCTOR EGGMAN, TAILS. THERE IS NO TIME TO FIND THE PROPER FACILITIES

Detective Dick Gumshoe approves this message.

Video Game Prison CELL BLOCK A: Murder (1,027 counts) CELL BLOCK B: Disturbing the Peace, Theft, Manslaughter CELL BLOCK C: Vandalism

Don't you patronize me you fucker! I don't go home with any man who compliments my jacket! >:C