Sorry poo-chan, but this is for the best- my body is ready.

Greentits.

Hairy elongated penis with a can stuffed inside of it. Loads of blood, too.

Sexy loli tits ~uguu

Nose is sad, for he is uncircumcized.

Gay teen pride. (rainbows are for people)

"Come on, you know you want to fuck me!"

A green, bald Duke Nukem is in stripper gear after using too many steroids.

Forever a terrible and overused meme.

That turkey is a hook.

Nigel West Dickens won't let anybody touch his ears.

A brown, floppy, broken guitar.

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