A turtle flops around for life, yet has a smile on his face.

And she hung there, swinging like the pendulum within a grandfather clock. The creak of the rope heaving against the rafters was deafening.

that's what they said about the titanic

I guess the term /blood money/ comes in too literally here..

And now we watch a wild herd of Hussies travel across the plain. Their mating call, a call sounding like "kill" can be heard for miles.

A narwhal flies himself into the sun to save the planet. Good job narwhal... I will always remember you... *Tear*

I literally don't know what this is. It appears to be a blue cube being sodomised by a red stick infront of a compass rose. - Burke.

Some scribbles. Most likely some Homostuck loving fucker pretending to be "UndyingUmbrage" or some shit. Quit it, now. That's an order.

All Star - Smash Mouth

Yellow Light - Of Monsters and Men

WHEN'S NAP TIME

What is this shit? Ancient hieroglyphics? The fucking Oxford scholars couldn't decipher this shit and you want me to describe it?