Man/ Octopus/ Cat fends off a sharp nipple.

Squidward just got an afro and now he's traveling the Pink power rangers pubic hair?

Inception?

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CAPTINNNNNNN PLANETTTTTTTT!

Confused game of plants vs. Zombies

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A shark having a party with Michel Jackson in a pool filled with Smurf poop.

A flamingo flipping you off?

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