Doodle or Die

Bear hiding in the wardrobe, patiently waiting for everyone to leave so it can raid the fridge.

A man does a turd so big it blocks the toilet, resulting in enough pressure build up to launch himself and the toilet into space.

Doodle or Die

A round shaped blue alien with long arms

Fire hydrant mentally ill after years of dogs peeing on him gonna take years of counselling therapy to get over it.

Doodle or Die

Shy girls first photo shoot

New Chain

Draw anything you want

Cute looking green alien, but don't be fooled because he has got his probe ready for your examination.

New Chain

MMMmmmm chocolate

A pink inflatable air dancer at a car dealership

Buttheaded man I mean quite literally a man with an ass for a head.

Diagram showing how to make a burger showing each ingredient in the right order. Something you would see hanging in every Mcdonalds kitchen

The only real doodle I have seen on this site

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