Why dose she like him? I'm a fun guy.

Mr T plays the Foo.

So, this is how it ends. Death by firing squad. I REALLY hate Mondays.

Marketing tie-ins are getting ridiculous.

Strange, aliens have no butt holes.

No, dog, I'm not falling for none of that "free love" bullshit.

The polite parasite.

Two flies kiss above a delicious burger.

Soldiers love the ice-cream free zone.

I don't care where this jawbreaker's been.

The chair explains to it's human why there were used condoms on the dresser.

In the virtual world, Jimmy starts speaking in machine code. In reality, he lies near death as the computer attached to his brain fails.