A bald guy with round glasses and extraordinarily blue eyes and red lips. Could very well be an image of Harry Potter with a shaved head.

A transparent green mass of insanity battles a much more formidable blue mass of insanity that to a schizo might resemble a dolphin.

A turtle has learned how to walk on two legs... but not without a price: as punishment, a floating question mark shall forever haunt him.

Well hi to you too. How was your day? Hey, you should be more specific than "fine" honey. Come on. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHUT ME OUT LIKE THIS

A squirrel stands in a white void, isolated and confused. He cries into the deep pale, "Zoo wee mama" - the disjointed thoughts of the lost.

A man sits on a toilet in a pea-green fog, next to a giant piece of bacon. He laments the fact that, under these conditions, he cannot shit.

Wow, you're right, that knife was still pretty good.

A stickman Slenderman with angry looking eyes and a stern mouth. Done wrong, because SLENDY DOESN'T HAVE A FACE.

A math teacher stands before a massive Satan in Hell. Satan happily informs him that there is a "special" place for math teachers in Hell.

An aged wizard holds a small child aloft, and decries the travesties that have been beset upon the world by those seeking power.

A broken mouse.

An orange stands by the side of the road and calls for a taxi.