You don't only have heartworms but you ALSO have heartfrogs.

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The tesla space man dummy became sentient, opens wormholes in space, wears a green duster has an iron man heart and longs for Janice.

The Beatles crashed their yellow submarine into a giant octopus. Octopus is kill.

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Space guy from pikmin leaves a planet after pooping all over it.

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$10 is too much for tiddies

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Patrick tells you the ugly barnacle story.

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Stick Figures on Crack 7: Tienanmen Square.

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The Black Knight from Monty Python doesn't need limbs because he has bees that bring him cookies.

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Anon with spaghetti coming from his pants gets attacked by cheese. Anon pleads for the cheese to die and stop.

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Mario is responsible for all mass shootings in the US.

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Jean Luc Piccard shows off his impressive bulge to Ethiopians.

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