sad alligator plays a trumpet in a puddle of his own tears

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two swordfish sparring to the death, the victor of which wins a calculator with big buttons

a retard quoting portal, who may or may not be a lex luthor fanclub member

if pac man and annoying orange had a baby and that baby was drawn by two year old, it would look like this

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the sun is being fed shit on a stick, hardcore

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poorly drawn angry sheep

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a disembodied head screams in terror as a sentient tomato-carrot attempts to explode itself

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charlie brown is not fooled by a crocodiles impersonation of the geico gecko

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snazzy gold glasses smoking a pipe

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hitler on a romantic date at the bowling alley

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front view of an airplane just before hitting one of the twin towers

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blue midget longs for a green midget lover to make hearts with

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