A rocket fueled, turbo boosted, sound barrier breakin' bumble bee blastin' off!

"Idun... no.1" A girl explains herself to a man who's face is an afro. He reads the funnies in the newspaper giving no fucks about her shit.

A man on Jepordy is spelling a word. With _UCK on the board he says, "Erm.. D?" The host flips out, "NO, F; you hamsteak!"

An angry Jalapeno wearing military-grade headgear. He's drunk off tequila, puking, and possibly screaming something about Viva la Revolution

A ZAP! brand remote control. A universal remote from the 80's.

AN ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF AT THREE FUCKING AM. WHO THE FUCK MESSED WITH MY GODDAMN ALARM CLOCK, FUCK.

By a strange phenomenon, a ring now orbits around Earth similar to the one of Saturn! HISTORY IN THE MAKIN', PEOPLE!

A duck chowing down on some KFC. He's like, "Damn, son."

A criminal fears for his life as he sits in the electric chair. Thoughts of all those he killed run through his mind as well as electricity.

A hammer is feelin' mighty lucky today.

Napolean Dynamite trying to spell the word futile. Even after several attempts at spelling the word and failing, he keeps trying.

Igor reminds Dracula about his absence the previous day. "Wasn't I..."

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