A watermelon begs for a job at McDonald's but is declined upon the grounds that they don't hire fruits.

A grandmother dictating how she likes it during an anniversary.

Your response to a sexual proposition from Bill Murray

Finishing off the last overweight member of the Blue Man Group.

Doctor Robotnik plays Parappa the Rapper

Time travelling phone booth

Spongebob achieves fission

Affirmative action is baaaaaaaad

A sofa stole a giant scrotum's right nut and finds it pants-shittingly hilarious

Used car salesman is the first of many to be buried alive

Ray Comfort proudly displays the "Atheists Nightmare"

Burt Reynolds climbing into a Barney the Dinosaur costume.