Primitive tribe discovers giant egg in the woods. They will eat for days with this bounty

A translucent alien that thinks only in binary attempts to steal giant apple. Joke's on him though, the apple is full of explosives

GOTTA GO FAST

A famous place to find things

Girlfriend sees her boyfriend in speedo for first time. Awkward conversation ensues as he must now explain the parasitic twin on his chest

Depressing self-portrait

alien skeleton desires burgers

Identity crisis

Man mistakenly thinks that grass can eat raw eggs. Grass remains indifferent to his attempts at making it healthier

slenderman fast food

self portrait

the avatar