Adam Savage from Mythbusters put on a lot of weigh and is now thinking about Christians eating flesh.

A fat jesus shooting DNA at Thor's vaginas as elmo watches from the ceiling.

Luigi licking Batman's delicious Bat-tears

Helicopter-scorpian? Oh yeah.

Oh fuck, the zig-zags are demanding the curleys' money and threatening them with protractors.

A frustrated guy probably questioning the description he was given.

Some pretty hot chick with a pony tail and a pointy chin shouting abuse at a bowl of spagetti because it put on weight. Bitch.

Mario, annoyed at Peach's sleeping around and kinky exploits, finally takes the last straw and leaves for group sex at Luigi's house

Hunchback of Notre Dame approaches suspicious backpack with only a pencil. The trees know what lies in the backpack but they can do nothing

Hello Kitty drawn to perfection

A man, shocked at his situation, exclaims "my nose is a ninja turtle. Shiiiiet"

Some princess from some movie wiping the cum off her face.