wizard with really long legs and a tiny body throws jelly beans all over someone

man age 26 hiding in a dark corner because he just took a shit on the floor.He would ask his girlfriend to pick it up but she left him. :(

commander ducky wants to go home to his wife.He thinks about how he would kill her if she cheated on him.

6 people in yoga class turn into metal plates w/ a spiral in the middle.their legs are in the air & 1 person has a toilet flusher on his leg

"it is good gravy jeff why the hell do you not like it!?" says a dog to his owner.

the last supper only they are eating raw potatoes and jesus also gets a steak.

The gods all ate hummus, lamb and pita bread and not a single pizza was ordered.They did the next day and it was great.

kids are mad at there pet gay alien.He broke their microphone used for karaoke and he smiling and trying to hide.

hour glass surrounded by 4 medieval monks in black cloaks

woman wasted all her money playing mini golf. The god of mini golf scolds her for being so stupid.The god of mini golf is a golf club

penguin at zoo.someone gave him a cd player because he was bored.they gave him a justin beiber cd and he got pissed and threw it then cried

A happy mom with no children.She gave them all up to adoption to make her life easier.