wizard with really long legs and a tiny body throws jelly beans all over someone

man age 26 hiding in a dark corner because he just took a shit on the floor.He would ask his girlfriend to pick it up but she left him. :(

6 people in yoga class turn into metal plates w/ a spiral in the middle.their legs are in the air & 1 person has a toilet flusher on his leg

"it is good gravy jeff why the hell do you not like it!?" says a dog to his owner.

the last supper only they are eating raw potatoes and jesus also gets a steak.

The gods all ate hummus, lamb and pita bread and not a single pizza was ordered.They did the next day and it was great.

kids are mad at there pet gay alien.He broke their microphone used for karaoke and he smiling and trying to hide.

hour glass surrounded by 4 medieval monks in black cloaks

penguin at zoo.someone gave him a cd player because he was bored.they gave him a justin beiber cd and he got pissed and threw it then cried

A happy mom with no children.She gave them all up to adoption to make her life easier.

Popeye is anorexic and lost his mussels,

inside the god apollos rectum is a beautiful forest where dingle berries grow & the smell of poo&butt cheese fill the airI want 2 liveThere