A wallet, high off of money inside of it.

blue lips whisper, "press me."

A man dies because of a woman's impressive display of pole-sitting.

jellydong

i like sime

A hard-boiled sheriff demands his Pepsi.

The Snitch.

An orange man laughs at the expense of a blue car heading towards Hell.

Pluto is to remain forever alone, for he is no longer a planet, but a Disney corporation owned two-dimensional canine.

An angry celery has a staredown with black pepper at a bar.

good night!

money party