this guy is shit at math

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Two middle aged women kickboxing in a Chipotle over the last scoop of guac.

dorky ginger scientist is going to be burned by the sun. gets embarrassed that he cant think of a work-around with his genius mind.

pointing a gun at a circle of severed frog heads

So a man walks into a cave...

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An army of hamsters overtakes a pet store, forgets there are snakes in the next aisle.

Water falls from the heavens just to fuck with that old mans cabin. Goddamit, water cycle.

a cow stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back at it.

Jimmy is indifferent to the shit sandwich he has been presented with.

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busty anime girl in a pink hat is star-struck by the drawer

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