LISTEN TO ME, MEN. WE DON'T NEED MORE TRUCKS - WE NEED MORE METAL TUBES. Trust me, I'm talking atop a lump of shit, I know what I'm saying.

Poland cannot into space.

Sonic the Hedgehog found himself stuck in a world where people cannot paint inside the outlines.

Someone has yet to discover what cancer is.

You're not forgiven. Some things just cannot be forgiven. You must be accountable for your actions.

Morgan Freeman delivers his unforgettable line from Home Alone 2.

Fuck man... too much mescaline again.

I get to start a new doodle chain, so you will draw me on a recliner stroking my ego.

Grover is an example of self-worth, despite having a hand up his ass all these years.

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

Poland conquers Russia.

A woman lies back, lost on her thoughts as Cthulhu intervenes.