Giant penis man throws a house of numbers at a small pink poo that's asleep in a cave by a camp fire.

3 choc-chip cookies behead a man.

A woman cries as her mouth turns into a vortex.

A guy cleans his keyboard whilst Skyping his sister.

Snobby woman looks down at you with one blue eye, and one black.

A little brat enjoys eating twigs.

Someone graffitis over "Pokemon" by writing "Team Rocket" in red paint. Take that society!

The Clash - 'London Calling' album cover

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A manager presents the dullest chart ever to a small group of people, while he dreams of sunbathing in the Bahamas.

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A fish looks at a man and envies his legs

A shrivelled mermaid tries to make a snow-angel but freezes on the spot

A carrot floats up to the face of a blonde man. They both remain silent.

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