YOU WANT CANDY BUT IT SHALL NEVER BE YOURS

What pumpkin

A blue ice-block tells a red ice-block that he is a 'white supremacist'. I bet they are both delicious.

A Jynx that mated with a Diglett while its trainer is melancholic

A piece of paper is bleeding everywhere. It may ahve gotten a paper cut.

One side is Pikachu, the other Sonic- who will win; Nintendo or Sega?

If you eat skit'tles you shit out rainbows

A man is attempting to paint an odd man, possibly from 'The Scream'. He has a fruit bowl near by, and he is questioning the artwork

Moe-iarty and Sherlockikins

That banana has a shoe

Sherlock has become an illiterate fish in the afterlife

Yes, I do. The chicken crosses the road to get to the other side is in reference to 'the afterlife'.