A very angry strawberry.

A strange creature that is half black, half white with green markings over his body has what appears to be a grey tumor growing over its eye

Grey alien dude with yellow eyes, orange horns and black hair with a purple streak is 'not findin this funny'.

A rock with blonde hair is being attacked by bees and calling for help.

Mindfang loves summoner, apparently.

A man with a disappointing jetpack from ebay, unaware he is about to be picked up by a plane.

A man with a ridiculous blonde quiff, one leg, and a curvy back has hammers for arms.

Dead and torn apart people in a pit of fire.

Autocorrect fails.

Butiful weed.

A Google employee corrects 'asdfkajaka' to 'asdfkajkaj'.

A bald man named Nigel.