George Bush who lost his arms in the Vietnam War (oops, my mistake, his Daddy got him out of that one)

A homosexual bear giving a fat kangaroo a foot massage

A black rapper working for the Illuminati

An angry ginger name Richard

half of life is three

I giant carrot in the night sky

mad cow disease

a tree having a really thoughtful moment

a really bendy person who's thinking of joining the Fantastic 4

a cat with a boner