Doodle or Die

It's like that scene from spongebob where the Dutchman pushes squidward into a zipper. Except the Dutchman is pyro and medic is squidward.

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Engie head on sexy legs pole dances. Demo and spy watch approvingly. "Dammit" exclaims the engie head.

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Scout receives a Sun-On-A-Stick as a random weapon drop. "Ugh! Another one!?" He says.

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Sniper punches Spy's salad. "OI'M PUNCHIN' YOUR SALAD!"

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Soldier cries over Lt. Bite's Grave. Engie is standing in the distance with a raccoon-fur hat on.

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Scout stares at the sun with binoculars. Medic swears at him for doing so.

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Red spy has stolen Red spy's sandwich.

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Heavy is going to be eaten by a giant three-headed bird. He seems fairly happy about it.

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Scout and Soldier are playing cards on a table. Scout says "Deal it up, Pothead." Soldier is literally wearing a pot.

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Chocolate Fortress 2! "Men, it has come to my attention that I am delicious." Says a soldier who ate his limbs off.

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Soldier says "In this war, you either doodle or you die." Scout is trying to draw hands.

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Pyro holds spy over a flaming pit filled with spy-octopuses.

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