his face

2 eyes and a mouth appear from a black hole

Douxhe posted an image of a bleeding Jew. A comment calls him some dick

Southern USA

Mushrroms are not your friends. See right there, he stole that guy's moustache

A small spherical being consumes a can of Cak

A man with pink-eye distracts himself from the pain by playing with tons of colored string

A dog trapped in a cotton candy bush tells you to smile. He also calls you a guy because well, it's kind of hard not to.

A medium McDonald's fries gets the down low on his true life from a reliable informant

A skunk protects itself against a snake

I am the danger

A man named Dave has a beard with a mind of it's own, named Fred