Rum burger. Very popular in the black community.

A turtle very pleased about it's hands turning into hooves.

Someone getting murdered while wubstep plays

Kermit having a serious elephantiasis of the legs. Also frog measles.

The last movie you thought was fucking great.

Swag hero of time.

An python was in the tanning salon for way too long.

A man very angry at letters cascading down on top of him.

Some homestuck character (Roxy?) is asking you to repeat your words. Motherfucker.

A rasta smoking. "Some kush, bro"

A pipe smoking man is very snooty about having only the finest of tobacco. His hat looks like a beanie more than a top hat.

A kid trying to show his dad his pet rooster. The dad ignores him for his daily paper. The first of many disappointments.