sparta is this

t-rex wearing air jordans dunking the shit out of a basketball

man feels strangely unperturbed by his dislocated pelvis.

the word "NO" has 21 red, flaccid penises

ero-manga artist dies before he can finish his masterpiece

a man wakes up to discover his head is a hamburger

slenderman and a blonde child do the backstroke through sludge

Ojai Valley taxidermy spokesman wistfully remembers the simple life he led before his meteoric rise into an international celebrity

kirby with vamp's powers

upset foreigner insists that a microphone accept his dueling invitation

Atomically charged vampiress finally has a soul gem in her grasp.

two wispys celebrate now that kirby is finally dead.