"...but as you well know appearances can be deceiving which brings me back to why were still here, purpose, it's purpose that created us"

"I'm a 34 year old copywriter," he said. Within a year, he will go bald, get naked in the middle of a field, and pee in a fish's mouth.

A crystal ball, filled with gravy.

Naked guy at a fish store buying a new fish, which he will name Fishy. He's a regular there, because fish cant live on land on just pee.

The Joker, supporting an even worse villain.

rgloom's deer thing is trick or treating as a hotdog. But, watch out! There's a real monster out there: Princess Jasmine!

An orange monster, who I hope never to hear from again after January 20, 2021.

He doesn't know what that is? Me neither. I can only assume that it is a naked man peeing in a fish's mouth, as the sun watches in horror.

Player Z was here

Princess Jasmine is allergic to grapes. That's why everyone has started putting grape jelly on their hot dogs.

The founder of Colorblindness for All, a 501(c)(3) non-profit which raises money to give babies eye surgery to make them colorblind.

Man from bathroom sign walking on a frozen lake.