mystical underwear of greatness!!!!!!!!!!!

im sooo sad i am not weed

you better yield for yo momma!!

i regret my entire existence, dammit broken rubber

the alphabet all jumbled up in order to confuse innocent children

a fountain of looove, i mean blood

what would you do if your mom got ebola?

my dream is for everyone to turn purple

a hobo serenades his sheep turned wife

or naw

the very majestic and graceful ebola dance

a man is praying to the lord to buy him his eggs back