TRAPHOLE

My butt ate my homework!

Apparently, they can say anything but doctor.

A composition book cries because it can never be the president.

God, who is a clam, asks what's up with the legless guy, who just doesn't seem to understand the question.

A poorly defined man with a chunky mouth watches a fruit porn and talks out loud about apple fellatio.

"Puff, puff, pass, BRO."