Burn Baby Burn. Dante's Inferno!

MEANDER AND WALK AS SLOW AS YOU WANT! A GIANT TURTLE IS VERY SLOWLY DESTROYING THE CITY!

Build a ladder to the stars and you will get burned to death. Hey, stars are HOT.

The pig didn't care what his family thought. He wanted to be a horse and he was going to dress like one.

You shouldn't marry and impregnate your sister, cause then you have to drown the mutated offspring.

The Vatican Council finally decided Elmo would be the new Pope.

A large naked black man dying of syphilis.

This drawing is so shitty that your much better off drawing something funny. I don't know use your imagination. This drawer didn't.

Mutilated faces look at indiscernable shapes: a metaphor for humanity.

The octopi have cornered the underwater locomotive market. Soon all public transportation would be under their control.

"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door...no wait its just a shitty drawing.

USA math standards have gone down significantly.