Librarian pimp knows you've been stiffing him. Best act on the straight up 'fore you get capped, cracka'

Blue haired metrosexual does a rain dance with glow sticks. He is also super fit and you would fuck him. Actually backspace backspace oh fu-

CANNIBAL CHICKEN LIKES IT FRIED WITH ELEVEN SPICES OF EVIL.

"yer a wizard pikachu"

No, dude...I don't wanna see your ochin-chin.

Uncle Sam WANTS YOU to drop the soap

Three little bunnies sitting in a pile of shit watching TV in Nevada.

It's Spiderman up in dis bitch

New Chain

Walt Disney has finally unfrozen from cryo-sleep. What will you do?

Hamsteaks: cat-lass dunks on equine-chump

Man fights his sword, loses badly.

a cat poops a very rude miley cyrus, or vice versa

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