Bald albino drowns in grape preserves while someone off-frame taunts with "U jelly? LOL!"

Doodle or Die

JUST MAKE A MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.

Double amputee travels to the 'hood to declare his legless status.

The tiny room is flooding and Mr. Mouse is caught up in the corner, attempting to stay alive by breathing in the last little pocket of air.

Grandma Bear is affirming her status of Bear Down Below and Human Up Above to the grandbabies.

Previous member of chain confuses completely different fetishes

gargoyle smoking a doobie

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Sky does Minecraft

Atomic energy is created when racial barriers break down.

Cranked-out Harry Potter thinks about some chick getting something.

Evil ginger holy baby

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