Scenario: Your alarm goes off and you wake up. The time is 80:01 AM. A bomb with a lit fuse is by your pillow. What do you do? Go!

Two eyes on legs is one hell of a pimp, baby

Frankenstein 2: New doctor, new monster. Doctor italian Frankensteino creates the incredibly buff living pizza slice. Mama mia!

He-man is about to burn this spaceship from the inside out

Darth Cucumber fights against Carrot Jedi

A big, mostly naked, buff, green alien with a terrifying aura welcomes the astronaut. He will be their guide.

Red cape man is the hero Yellow Town deserves.

I mean. It does say FUCK in big, brown letters. Dunno what to tell you. Try and make that artistic I guess?

"So we took some of the leg's length and put it in the arms!" "Dave, that's ungodly. No one should have to live like that." "Hi."

No one can stop the snail! It's a real rebel!

David the Crab is finally on TV!

The monarchy is slowly killing the people, and the people are happy.