At least he's nice enough to keep in touch while openly cheating on you. :)

Things that go bump in the night.

Feel the rainbow. See the rainbow. Taste the rainbow. Smell the rainbow. Be the rainbow. Grind the Rainbow.

Is this a hookah? It's got spikes on top and I think it growled at me. :(

I think an ekans is laying an egg in a cave while a giant ditto stares at it from the entrance in the hope of making more eggs.

Introspective Louis from L4D contemplating curvature.

Homestuck character propositions a sexy squidfaise with something that is only acceptable on 4chan or inkbunny or other creepy sites like ew

Something about me? Okay! I'm moving into a house with friends soon. It's my first house away from family, and its on a lake. I like lakes=D

Pardon me waiter but there's a cat in my pie.

Okay seriously why am I getting all these chains I'm swimming in chains the air is become chains I wanna describe things uh... "your mom."

OH BOY ANOTHER CHAIN I DUNNO WHAT I SHOULD SAY OH GOSH I NEED A SECOND I CANT BREATH IM SO EXCITED THINK THINKUM OH NO IM OUT OF SPACE crap

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bro you're way too close you need to step back you. :(