Someone makes a threat against my dog, an animal that I don't know why I have. I couldn't care less if it was dead.

A freak of nature with two heads makes the blowjob face at a very sexy wizard with a stylin hat.

A yellow man in an orange shirt and blue pants with a saw for a head eating his clone for sustenance.

A clown laying down has problems sleeping. Probably because of all the children he molested that day.

A man is frustrated about always having to start new Doodle Chains.

A old jewish man fondles all the gold hes collected.

A yearly calendar in an alternate universe where Monday doesn't exist. Probably because everyone hated it.

A fat American eating McDonald's food for the twelfth time that day.

A team fortress 2 Engineer.

A bald man yelling 'I AM THE DANGER' at his incompetent wife.