Some dude found a pair of ridiculous pants for like 5 cents or something. No wonder they're so cheap. I mean, they look AWFUL.

It's a face of some dude who is very confused, saying "Wat?"... Personally I think you should draw a mermaid instead. It'd be way cooler.

Sesame street! Oscar the grouch, Elmo, and that blue dude who isn't Cookie Monster are all waving at you!

Ahhh! Shit! Get back! That toaster has a sword and it's on a rampage! AHHHHH! OH GOD, THE HORROR! THE TOASTY, TOASTY HORROR!

Charmander is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! D:

A dude is sad because he's in hell. He probably did something shitty to deserve it, though. Like maybe he stabbed his grandma or something.

Rainbowdash and a ninja and... Saturn...?... and somehow a green lightsaber. I honestly have no clue what is going on here.

The bottom half of a banana. Boy, does that sound sexual. But seriously, it's a banana. It's yellow and everything.

Red rectangle...? It's not very creative. Just draw whatever the fuck you want and we'll all be happy.

Some dude on a cliff is watching another dude fall to his death while being on fire. Bummer.

Some dude on a seesaw is happy because he weighs less than a boulder. But I bet if he was fat he'd be crying. Fat people are depressing.

A person (the only thing to suggest gender is that the person has boobs... but no hair... so... girl? I guess?) is kneeling and thinking.