A horn, to people who have read Homestuck, but to any other person, candy corn.

EXCUSE ME, I'D LOVE IT IF YOU COULD ACCEPT THIS NICE CHOCOLATE CALCULATOR. NO NEED TO BE SHY. HERE. He also is wearing a taco on his suit.

the only solution to dragons with fire is to run away as fast as you can.

A person with either burgers or CD roms underneath each arm

butterfly wearing a mask talks in a hip, colloquial manner.

Why is a cat being crucified

A house fights its mortal enemy... which is obviously a head with pencils through it.

ace attorneys

Barbie wonders what will be for tea.

A tree looks upon its last moments as a tsunami and a raging fire approach it.

The head of a dachshund, or at least a silhouette of it. It also appears to be wearing an impressive collar.

someone attempts to enlighten another into the bright light that is yaoi