Doodle or Die

Mario has turned into a tangerine, he wails to luigi as he just.. Stares.

A man on a pillow trying to fish in his bedroom.

Mario demonstrates castration in front of a naked person and the black moon.

Naughts and crosses

A simple flower.

Fuck the booty queef, or otherwise known as "butthole"

New Chain

Chinese ding dong shlong

Spongebob

A ninja turtle kicking a stick mans butt!!

A yellow man crying because his cake burnt and the green icing melted off the cake :(

New Chain

A sperm bank robbery

A heart wearing skii's, looking cool.

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