Here lies Kenneth. No date on tombstone. His death must keep recurring.

Blackula

A pooch hitting the hooch

Somebody feeling sorry for somebody else, probably because one (or possibly both) of them is a douchebag.

guy who just died of smallpox. his eyes are still open. his gray face is swollen beyond recognition.

skip this

A village of tiny people is pissed off and storming the watering-can castle.

New Chain

Uncle Sam calls Prince Whoever a "Wanker"

Junior, stop playing with your food!

Fight Club Bachelorette Party... Surprise!

a redneck's truck ran out of fuel. he is surprised and thankful to a black man who gave him a can of petrol.

which will get me to the sun faster: a balloon or a rocket?

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