Black sperm is angry!

A preying mantis looking to eat a helpless baby.

A blue mentally impaired man. He doesn't eat cookies. That character is copy written.

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Cock football! HE SCORES!

A cave that contains bears and dragons having a sexy orgy. The bears look like they're having a blast. There is a warning sign above.

A cloud peeing on a shoe and vomiting the face of a poodle.

Rocket ballsack shoes.

An angry bill from the senate that is pissed off because he didn't pass.

A pokeball in the ass.

A german man trying to make meth out of his urine but couldn't and his lab exploded. He is very bloody.

A small person giving a blowjob in the rain while a discontent person drenches the person in gravy with a ladle.

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