Dr. Mario isn't qualified for his job. Does the Mushroom Kingdom have no police or anything? Or is he let off the hook because he's a hero?

Welcome to eight years ago, sun.

IT'S SFX YOU FUCKING RETARDED MONKEYS! DISNEY ISN'T STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT THE WORD "SEX" IN A GODDAMN MOVIE. FUCK.

A man is surprised that he can karate chop blue people.

SHOVE IT M.BISON I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP. FUCK.

Tameem reboots Croc for a modern audience.

Pre-order at Gamestop to get the exclusive 'Coma' DLC. Gamestop. Power to our stockho- I mean the players.

Hey Barney! Gordon found that cat!

Can someone remind me why we thought it was a good idea to paint our ship using pea soup?

Was Zubat even good in competitive play? All the Zubats I came across only used Leech Life and Supersonic.

Banditos steal Cap'n Floppydilder's ship.

Holy shit you don't know who Dave Mustaine is? I mean, he's a jackass and all, but really? Kids these days.