Man borrows at least 98 onions from his neighbor. I wonder what he will do next?

Freddy Fazbear as a care bear. ugh

Green haired naked infant is desperately crawling towards an abnormally large bottle of milk. Feed, child. Hungry.

Memes must be stopped. It's the sad frog guy I don't remember.

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"Yeah sure, I can take care of your pet corn kernel this week. I'll feed it corn. EVERYTHING IS CORN. CANNIBALISM IS UNAVOIDABLE."

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Ramses II

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Pharaoh Tutankhamun

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Ramses II

"Oh yeah! That's our neighborhood cat, Bugeye. Her eyes are that way because an onion attacked her when she was just a baby."

I think it's Jesus Christ nailed on the cross.

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