turtle is weirded out by the corn on the cob growing out of his chest.

Jaws 5: the reckoning

self portrait of jesus

Swamp Thing going through puberty, he's growing branches in places he's never noticed before.

guy sleeping on a bed make of pb&j, rubbing orange marmalade on his belly.

malevolent sun is hungry for surfers.

guy overcomes his life partner's very pink nipples. they're content.

A man named Dean, he wants to marry the night.

godzilla feels polite today and wants to make new friends.

Robot boy at his first techno rave.

Girls' menstruation is actually apple sauce.

newt g, he's got bacon for sideburns.