Buddy Cthulhu.
Chris Dorner disguised as LL Cool J.
A nerdy furry trying to be kawaii.
Candy bar creep show.
Nicholas Cage as Batman, fighting Mechagodzilla.
Windows 8 accidentally blue itself while proposing.
Grandma Salad Fingers after joining the Blue Man group.
A weeping blonde with a terrible case of pink-eye.
Something... terrible...
A sentient laptop, emotionally crushed by it's inability to ascend stairs.