Fuckin lamps, putting matches out of business

The rooster has a cough so he can't fulfill his normal duties

The worst Christian pendant ever

An orange cat slowly realizes that his owner is never coming home.

A pastor is having a stroke, and the churchgoers rejoice

Mrs. Peanut is leaving Mr. Peanut :(

The Fonz level is at "Sit on it!", but has the potential to increase all the way to "Eyy!"

Pink, blue, and white rabbit Pokemon

Mario and Luigi smokin some fat Js

Man, the animators for My Little Pony really got lazy

The female symbol has a big pink shoe, and it is pissing on the male symbol. Feminism, I guess

A black man shoots a cannon over a black lagoon, while a white dude in the black lagoon shoots his own CANNON, if you know what I mean ;)