A pirate has a great dream about a busty wench with 2 peg legs and 2 hook hands. Sexy.
Graduate throws away his books and decides to get wasted and fuck bitches.
T-rex eats a guy's mom. The guy is understandably upset.
An iceberg colliding with a shitty wooden boat with no visible means of propulsion. The boat's snapped in half because of how shitty it is.
Four people watch a moose alien with no arms wearing a blue dress.
3 tissue boxes fuck at the speed of light. Lots of lube required.
Zelda is diagnosed with boneitis.
Sheoldred.
fat man with big nipples
super saiyan blasts superman.
Rainbow Derp's cutie mark is a penis.
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