Doctor Victor Von Doom (to his chagrin) is accosted by a horde of gypsies.

Alan Rickman ravenously devours the heart of a lithe, young boy, anxious to gain the child's strength and virility.

A limbed banana descends, intent on having its wicked way with an unexpecting pony. The banana's face is locked in a rictus of glee.

A small child, swathed in a cocoon of pink plastic, gazes out at the horrible void, and, summing up the plight of humanity, states: "Waaaa".

And as the third day drew to a close, Link donned the 'bottle of piss' mask, and awaited the end amongst the red shrubs for the end to come.

A mighty horned copper Viking helmet is rather sad, and expresses this by making an unhappy face in its upper right corner, poor thing.

A cowboy with filthy fish lips gazes with abhorrent lust at the rising sun, which is rather fretful and saddened to see him staring...again.

Professor Frink states the simple and uncomplicated word 'Ramen', his mouth agog with nerdly delight.

A Wall Street businessman sporting a green tie and briefcase, is delighted to find a bargain on a shower. His clothes are labelled 'clothes'

A jeep. It has gained sentience and states 'beep beep'.

A man is delightedly embarrassed by the apparition of a dark, self supporting phallus.

A curious mother examines the 'not porn' folder on the family computer, with unexpected results.