A beagle wearing a big red bow

A dead goldfish being prodded at with sticks by black people with bling.

Pikachu wants to know what about in the butt.

Wall-E being a hand to a guy with a tiny wiener.

Duck mutant children do not approve of piercings they themselves cannot possess.

Angry christians hate science.

Sexy jazz music wins the heart of any classy lady.

A car hitting a submarine

Sunflowers hate black people.

Santa clause. Or a guy with a pizza on his forehead. Or perhaps a gnome. Yep. Let's go with the gnome.

Deal with it. Or just a pair of sunglasses.

Jesus is apparently a marathon athlete. Always with the guilt, this time for the fatties. Good job.