I'm writing in my journal about how I'm alone but happy. It's a lie.

John's powerful flatulence ejects his hipster zombie girlfriend from her Troll Prison cell into the purple night

"See here, Squooshyface, you'll put down that wimpy light saber, or I'll put out this cigarette and fill you full of lead."

The tree is offended by a vaudevillian mushroom's racist joke, but the cloud can't help but laugh

Make it clap/I have a headache (chalkboard rendition)

Disco panda dance you to death, sexy Dairy Queen commercial guy

Autumn Redux

I love you. Smileyface.

Dude, check out this rash....

Bagelhead's got an impressive stiffy but potato head is not impressed.

No you cannot have this cookie pie

If you give a man some BLAR, he'll put it in a jar.